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queceracera) wrote2021-01-23 05:27 pm
queceracera) wrote2021-01-23 05:27 pm
impressions and permissions
♔ First Impressions
⚜ VISUAL:Michael Cera Scott's your average twentysomething cishet white dude. He's average height and average weight with orange-brown hair that's a little shaggy. He should probably cut it.
⚜ FASHION: Scott showed up wearing the blue parka he's owned since he was like twelve, jeans, and a t-shirt. That's basically how he dresses all the time, so no surprises there.
⚜ DEMEANOUR: If you looked up "no thoughts, head empty" in a dictionary, there would just be a picture of Scott Pilgrim there. He's stupid. He's so stupid and you're gonna have to forgive him for being such a moron. Other than that, Scott's pretty go with the flow. Even if he complains a lot.
⚜ SOUND: Michael Cera, but for real this time. It's a kind of low, mumbly monotone basically. Yes, that's the movie blooper reel and it's great.
⚜ SCENT: Scott just smells like boy. Nasty boy. You know what I'm talking about. He also extremely faintly smells like .... ozone? Weird! That probably doesn't mean anything.
♔ OOC
⚜ BACKTAGGING: If I don't respond for like two days, just msg me on discord or whatever and lmk because I probably forgot.
⚜ FOURTHWALLING: It's Scott Pilgrim. Fourthwalling is genuinely the least weird thing that's happened to Scott this year. Also the comics are meta and fourthwall themselves so it's fine.
⚜ PHYSICAL AFFECTION: Scott's kind of weird about unexpected physical affection. He's fine with it, but he tends to freeze up when it happens because his brain goes offline, especially if it's from a girl.
⚜ PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: Scott's actually much better at this than you would think! He defeated a bunch of Ramona's evil exes and a few robots so probably don't try to fight him.
⚜ RELATIONSHIPS: Unfortunately, Ramona. Scott will flirt, but absolutely not follow through.
♔ Permissions
⚜ (UNDERAGE) FLIRTING: Sometimes, you date a high schooler as a grown-ass man. Scott's currently attempting to get over Ramona so he might hit on your female character. No, it doesn't really matter what age your character is. Yes, I know it's creepy. That's why you can opt out of it.
⚜ UNWOKE SHIT: Scott Pilgrim was published from 2004 to 2010 and, uh. A lot of the humor is Of The Time. What I'm saying is Scott will call things "retarded" and he will say weird shit about lesbians but I can definitely tone that shit way the fuck down if you want.
⚜ [REDACTED]: "Why's this redacted?" It's a secret tool for later. Please let me know if you're triggered by or don't want to engage with the concept of literal emotional manipulation.
Anyway if you'd like to opt out of any of those things OR me tagging you in general, drop a comment below with this form:
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⚜ VISUAL:
⚜ FASHION: Scott showed up wearing the blue parka he's owned since he was like twelve, jeans, and a t-shirt. That's basically how he dresses all the time, so no surprises there.
⚜ DEMEANOUR: If you looked up "no thoughts, head empty" in a dictionary, there would just be a picture of Scott Pilgrim there. He's stupid. He's so stupid and you're gonna have to forgive him for being such a moron. Other than that, Scott's pretty go with the flow. Even if he complains a lot.
⚜ SOUND: Michael Cera, but for real this time. It's a kind of low, mumbly monotone basically. Yes, that's the movie blooper reel and it's great.
⚜ SCENT: Scott just smells like boy. Nasty boy. You know what I'm talking about. He also extremely faintly smells like .... ozone? Weird! That probably doesn't mean anything.
♔ OOC
⚜ BACKTAGGING: If I don't respond for like two days, just msg me on discord or whatever and lmk because I probably forgot.
⚜ FOURTHWALLING: It's Scott Pilgrim. Fourthwalling is genuinely the least weird thing that's happened to Scott this year. Also the comics are meta and fourthwall themselves so it's fine.
⚜ PHYSICAL AFFECTION: Scott's kind of weird about unexpected physical affection. He's fine with it, but he tends to freeze up when it happens because his brain goes offline, especially if it's from a girl.
⚜ PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: Scott's actually much better at this than you would think! He defeated a bunch of Ramona's evil exes and a few robots so probably don't try to fight him.
⚜ RELATIONSHIPS: Unfortunately, Ramona. Scott will flirt, but absolutely not follow through.
♔ Permissions
⚜ (UNDERAGE) FLIRTING: Sometimes, you date a high schooler as a grown-ass man. Scott's currently attempting to get over Ramona so he might hit on your female character. No, it doesn't really matter what age your character is. Yes, I know it's creepy. That's why you can opt out of it.
⚜ UNWOKE SHIT: Scott Pilgrim was published from 2004 to 2010 and, uh. A lot of the humor is Of The Time. What I'm saying is Scott will call things "retarded" and he will say weird shit about lesbians but I can definitely tone that shit way the fuck down if you want.
⚜ [REDACTED]: "Why's this redacted?" It's a secret tool for later. Please let me know if you're triggered by or don't want to engage with the concept of literal emotional manipulation.
Anyway if you'd like to opt out of any of those things OR me tagging you in general, drop a comment below with this form:
All comments are screened.